The Life of Riley....Because I couldn't make this stuff up.

1. According to Riley, beside Jesus at his birth were Mary, Joe-Feff, and the Three Bears.

2. Riley: "I'm going to throw two balls to the doggies!"
Mommy: "I'm going to throw two too!"
Riley: "All Aboard!"

3. "Row Row Row your boat, Gently down the stream! Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary life's a butter dream."

4. "Uno, Dos, Tres, Quakwo, Cinco, Seis...

5. "Mommy who threw that trash on the ground?"
Mommy: "Litterbugs"
Riley: "We don't like litter bugs mommy, right? They sting and bite people."